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Free Spielboy T-Shirts

I made up a lot of T-shirts to give away at the Spiel fair in Essen, Germany. Because I was not able to bring them all to Essen with me, there are a handful of T-shirts leftover that I would like to give away to Spielboy fans.

Free T-Shirt

How much?
Whatever you want to pay. At a minimum you pay shipping of $3.85 in the US (for Priority Mail) and $6.00 outside the US (that will be a slow boat). Other than that, you can pay whatever you want for the T-shirt.

Wait, what? You mean I decide how much to pay for the shirt?
Yes.

Why are they so cheap?
Well, I am asking that you pay whatever you think is fair — for a shirt and for the year and a half of Spielboy issues that you've enjoyed. Whatever donation you pledge to give above the shipping cost supports the continuation of Spielboy.

I want 10 free shirts please.
Suck it. One shirt per person (unless you donate some obscene amount). And there is no guarantee that you will get a shirt unless I contact you. There is a very limited quantity of shirts. I reserve the right to refuse a T-shirt to anyone I choose. Because there are so few shirts, preference will be given to larger donations, or maybe people who promise to take pictures of their wives in the shirts.

Tell me about the shirts
The Spielboy T-shirts are black. Excellent quality, heavyweight 100% cotton. They will not shrink. On the front is a two-color silkscreen of the Spielboy logo. These are unique T-shirts I had custom made. They are not the garbage that CafePress puts out. You cannot buy these shirts anywhere. I have XL's and XXL's.

Will wearing a Spielboy T-shirt get me laid?
Yes.*

What do I do?
Email me with your desire to get a shirt:

To: matt@spielboy.com
Subject: Free T-shirt

In your email, include the following:

  • Donation amount ($3.85/$6 shipping + whatever else you would like to give)
  • Size preference (XL or XXL only)
  • How you intend to pay (PayPal, check, etc)
  • Mailing address

After a couple days, I will respond and let you know if you got a shirt. Then once you send in your donation, I mail it out. Simple.



* Actually, no.

Free T-Shirts



* Actually, no.

Photography by Philip Corcoran.


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