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Every issue, Spielboy asks a question of the common man (and woman) on the street.

Q: What is the most important factor when deciding on which online game retailer to shop at?

	Yukari "Ted" Maguire Openly Bi-Athelete "If the site contains an Olsen twins days-until-legal counter, I will order from them. They're THAT hot."

	Benjamin Patch Udder Fluffer "I buy all my games through links on Spielboy.... Now, where's my double-sawbuck?"

	Julia Benson-Keeley Cockswain "I like a site that charges list price for games. That way I know I am getting my money's worth."

	Darren Carlson High Hurdler with low self-esteem "Fast shipping. I don't want my shipper to strap my games to a goat and throw the animal into the ocean, waiting for it to dog-paddle to my mailbox."

	Michael Wells Olympic Mongoloid Hurler "Price. Same thing when pickin' a hooker. And cleanliness."

	Kelly Lang Phone Sex Call Screener "If they take orders over the phone, I am more likely to call them. You know, to hear them say it... mmmm, Tongiaki. Such a sexy word."

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