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ENTRY #40: Better never than late?
The Spielboy Holiday Issue-ette is out. I suppose you're probably already done with your shopping, so maybe a little reflection is what's needed during this season of giving.

Reflect away:
http://www.spielboy.com/xmas2004.php
(Entered by matt on Thu, Dec 16 2004 13:06:21)

 
ENTRY #39: Essen update
You can now vote for your least favorite Essen game in the Down the Crapper! feature. Here's the link: http://www.spielboy.com/tourney.php
(Entered by matt on Mon, Nov 15 2004 23:49:49)

 
ENTRY #38: Free shirts and Essen overview
Two updates:
1. I went to Essen this year and posted my reflections here: http://www.spielboy.com/essenview.php

2. Free Spielboy T-shirts! Details here: http://www.spielboy.com/freetshirts.php
These shirts are being made available to members of the Spielboy mailing list before I announce to anyone else.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Nov 01 2004 09:50:43)

 
ENTRY #37: Issue 5
Issue 5 is out. Enjoy!
(Entered by matt on Wed, Sep 01 2004 11:00:43)

 
ENTRY #36: Ten percenters
Gamefest.com has expanded the discount for Spielboy users. You can now enter the discount code "Spielboy10" during the checkout process and get 10% off the entire order of games.
(Entered by matt on Thu, Aug 19 2004 10:13:10)

 
ENTRY #35: See all captions
You can now view past images and captions in the Beat This Caption contest. Here's a direct link to the page:
Previous Captions
(Entered by matt on Tue, Aug 17 2004 14:22:57)

 
ENTRY #34: More delays, but there's good news, too
Sorry for the delay, but the next issue will now be coming out on September 1 or thereabouts. But there's some good news. I put together a little diversion that you might enjoy: jobfinder.php You try and match up game designers with their previous or current full time professions. Enjoy.
(Entered by matt on Fri, Aug 13 2004 14:05:38)

 
ENTRY #33: In case you haven't guessed...
The next issue of Spielboy has been delayed a month and will come out August 1st, 2004. This is mostly due to (1) laziness and (2) sloth on the part of the editor.
(Entered by matt on Tue, Jul 20 2004 16:24:13)

 
ENTRY #32: See more additions to Hot Or Not database
I am constantly adding new images to the Hot or Not database. Now you can see thumbnails of the last 20, 30, 40, or 50 images I added using links at the bottom of the Most Recent Additions page.
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jun 18 2004 16:33:23)

 
ENTRY #31: Teaser!? Damn near killed her!
Had a few requests for more of Nadia, so here you go:
http://www.spielboy.com/nadia-tease.php
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jun 11 2004 16:12:10)

 
ENTRY #30: MMmmm Mmmm Good.
We did a shoot for the next Spielboy pictorial last nite, and here's a small taste:

http://www.spielboy.com/images/issue5/nadia-closeup.jpg
(Entered by matt on Thu, Jun 10 2004 16:55:48)

 
ENTRY #29: Hot wet witches
Bruno Faidutti and Humphrey Clerx were kind enough to provide me with images of some new releases: Waz Baraz and Boomtown. The pics went right into the Hot Or Not rotation -- and let me tell you, the witches in Waz Baraz are smokin' hot, and the Boomtown artist draws busty squaws very well.

So check out the Hot Or Not pages if you haven't been there in a while: hotornot.php
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jun 04 2004 12:14:41)

 
ENTRY #28: Deep Thoughts
I've started writing a weekly blog for Gamefest.com. Here's the link:
Gamefest Blogs.

I don't know why I am telling you this, since the intention is to drive traffic to another website, but I thought it was a decent enough reason to write an entry in the Spielboy log.
(Entered by matt on Wed, Jun 02 2004 10:55:39)

 
ENTRY #27: Ravensburger comes through
263 days after Ravensburger contacted me that they would try and find a missing "tent" piece from Tikal, it arrived. Wow. See the details in the Missing Pieces piece...
(Entered by matt on Thu, May 20 2004 12:38:39)

 
ENTRY #26: Garroting of friends
I added a new tourney to the Down the Crapper game... Worst game from the Gathering of Friends:
Down the Crapper

Don't forget to flush!
(Entered by matt on Fri, Apr 23 2004 10:20:12)

 
ENTRY #25: Friedemann accepts Spud Des Jahre
I caught up with Friedemann Friese at the 15th Gathering of Friends in Ohio. Here's a shot of him accepting his award:

http://www.spielboy.com/sdj2003.php
(Entered by matt on Tue, Apr 20 2004 20:19:20)

 
ENTRY #24: Best is yet to come.
Yesterday was the biggest traffic day for Spielboy yet, with nearly 200,000 hits. In one day.

Hmmm? What's that? Hey, suck it. 200K hits is damn good for Spielboy. Maybe it's not so great compared to your momma's blog about her anus. Yeah, that's right, I read that blog. And she's a ho'.
(Entered by matt on Fri, Apr 09 2004 15:23:25)

 
ENTRY #23: Sweet 16 Tournament for games
I worked up a new Flash app that I think is kinda fun... If you read this blog, you should check it out as I would like to seed the data before the next issue goes out...
tourney.php
(Entered by matt on Thu, Mar 25 2004 08:44:34)

 
ENTRY #22: GLOG
Added a game log (glog) for the games I've played this year. I haven't yet added a link in the site because I am still working on it, but for you blog readers, you can check it here:
Spielboy Editor's Glog
(Entered by matt on Tue, Feb 24 2004 09:21:33)

 
ENTRY #21: Knizia fusion updates
I updated the KniziaFusion page to include images of Relationship Tightrope and Crazy Derby, two yet-to-be-released Knizia re-themings. Also added En Garde and it's newly named incarnation, Duell, from Ravensburger.
(Entered by matt on Thu, Feb 05 2004 08:53:15)

 
ENTRY #20: Nuggets
Small update, big rewards... A couple of people have asked me about reading old Spielboy Nuggets (those occasionally funny boxes appearing at the bottom of the home page that are updated on a near-weekly basis). Well, you can -- in the Archives: Enjoy.
(Entered by matt on Thu, Jan 22 2004 09:59:22)

 
ENTRY #19: Third issue out
The third issue of Spielboy is out. It includes announcements of the Spud Des Jahres winners, plus a 2003 year in review, articles on tipping and handicapable folks.

This issue also includes some new sections (Health & Beauty and the Boardgamer's Dictionary).

Hope you enjoy.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Jan 05 2004 13:22:18)

 
ENTRY #18: Kniziafusion Updates
I added a couple of updates to the Kniziafusion page. This is the page in Weapons of Mass Instruction that shows which games from Reiner Knizia have been rethemed (and in many cases, tweaked) and then re-released. I find it useful to know when I'm considering a game of his to know if it's already been released.

Here's the link:
http://www.spielboy.com/kniziafusion.php?page=1
(Entered by matt on Wed, Dec 17 2003 11:16:36)

 
ENTRY #17: SDJ Nominees announced!
Check out the 5 nominees in each award category: Click here.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Dec 15 2003 13:04:20)

 
ENTRY #16: 2003 Spud Des Jahre Award Categories announced
It's been a while since I've made an update, but this is a big one: the award categories for the Spielboy 2003 SDJ awards have been announced.

Check them out!

The actual nominees (5 per category) will be listed in the near future, and the award winners will be announced on Jan 2, 2004.

The Spud Des Jahre awards celebrate the vibrant and diverse business of designer boardgames. They will be given out annually to those designers, publishers, and artists who have excelled in each category.
(Entered by matt on Wed, Dec 03 2003 10:14:20)

 
ENTRY #15: The Second Coming blew
Spielboy.com blew through the 2 million hit mark with the second coming... er... second issue. Thanks to all who came and visited, and shared the link with others.

Keep sending in your found porn entries and photos. The prizes are better this time around! See what I am looking for here: [ Found Porn ] [Photos ]
(Entered by matt on Wed, Oct 01 2003 08:52:18)

 
ENTRY #14: Ad-dendum
I added the ad parodies (including a new one with Alan Moon doing a Got Milk? spoof) to the feature article pages and some other pages. They come up randomly.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Sep 29 2003 09:10:14)

 
ENTRY #13: Issue 2 is out
Check it out: where else ya gonna get info on adult diapering AND Reiner Knizia's remakes?

And be sure to check the revamped MailBag page. There are some great pictures submitted by users in there.
(Entered by matt on Thu, Sep 25 2003 09:46:44)

 
ENTRY #12: Spielboy drops panties
The CafePress clothing and swag fulfillment company that supplies the Spielboy clothing line has stopped taking orders for panties.

I don't know why they no longer offer panties, but there's plenty of other tasty Spielboy clothing to buy, including the All-Weather Thong:

http://www.cafeshops.com/spielboy

(Entered by matt on Thu, Aug 07 2003 11:05:02)

 
ENTRY #11: Minor content updates
I just got Roads and Boats (3rd edition), and realized that it uses triangular numbers. I updated the article on Triangular Numbers.

Also, in a July 2003 interview in Game Trade Magazine, John Kovalic revealed that Apples to Apples has sold half a million copies. I updated the Size Does Matter article with this info.
(Entered by matt on Sat, Jul 19 2003 17:15:39)

 
ENTRY #10: Onesie size fits all
By request, I have added a Spielboy Onesie to the Spielboy shop... now you and the missus can where thong and boxer, while the little ones run around in, well, littler things.

Spielboy... an important part of growing up.

Buy a onesie now!
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jul 18 2003 18:50:32)

 
ENTRY #9: Big big news
Spielboy issued a new press release with very important information to anyone who uses and enjoys the website.

Read all about it on the press page.

Ok, so it's not really big news, but selling my first t-shirt is a big deal to me, anyway. Thanks again, Mom!
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jul 18 2003 16:03:06)

 
ENTRY #8: Just two more ways to say you love me.
I added a couple of advertisements to the bottom of the Spielboy home page.

I hope you like them. No I don't get paid to serve them up, but if you buy something from Boulder off a link from Spielboy, I get a small %.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Jul 14 2003 11:17:50)

 
ENTRY #7: Wie macht man einen Dirty Sanchez?
Several Germans have asked me what a Dirty Sanchez is. After writing a description, I had a friend translate it into German.

The resulting definition is at the bottom of the Dicktionary page.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Jul 07 2003 20:53:08)

 
ENTRY #6: Sporadic #2 went out
I sent out Spielboy Sporadic email update #2 today. It includes a link to some of Genevieve's non-Spielboy modeling pictures, plus answers that question:
What is the most common search term used to find spielboy.com?

I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with strongolian shorn.
(Entered by matt on Mon, Jul 07 2003 14:03:33)

 
ENTRY #5: Million Man March...errr... July
Spielboy reached 1 million hits this morning, after officially being up slightly over 9 days.
(1 million hits isn't the same thing as 1 million page views, but it's still a big ol' number.)

THANKS MOM!
(Entered by matt on Thu, Jul 03 2003 18:27:55)

 
ENTRY #4: Heiß-est or Häßlich-est
Heiß or Häßlich superlatives show top 10 and bottom 10 games pics, top 5 and bottom 5 designers, and some other stuff:
hottest.php
(Entered by matt on Mon, Jun 30 2003 00:53:33)

 
ENTRY #3: Daaaaaamn
The images in Heiss or Hesslich have gotten over 25,000 ratings in 4 and a half days.
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jun 27 2003 12:21:57)

 
ENTRY #2: See all captions

I've added a little "easter egg" that lets you see all the captions entered on the Beat This Caption page.

I'll be describing how to use it in the next update on the Spielboy mailing list. (You can sign up at the bottom left of every page.)

(Entered by matt on Fri, Jun 27 2003 12:18:05)

 
ENTRY #1: Coupla site updates
I made a couple of updates to the website that I think are interesting:
  1. Added a hit count on the pictures of Genevieve in the HTML gallery page. I was surprised at which one was most popular.
  2. Am working on a page that will show the top 10 and bottom 10 Heiss or Hesslich images. It'll be working by the end of this weekend.
  3. Added comments section on the Back page. Man, some people are just plain mean.
  4. Added the "Hide" button in the upperright corner of every page. That's in case the wife or the boss (or both) walk in.
(Entered by matt on Fri, Jun 27 2003 12:06:57)